I was just going through offensive/funny names and I happened to settle on Healtler. I mean no offense to germans specifically. I love jokes making fun of all groups of people.

names that didn't make the cut (either from being taken already or because they weren't quite as funny to me)
Priestitute
Holycarp
Bandagespec
Deathlol
Ambulance
Medkit
Judas
Powerwordhug
PhoenixDown
DoogieHowser
Pedopriest

And just to make it that much better, he is undead.
A group always testing on live subjects, loyal to the grave, a bit dark and gloomy, fighting an overwhelming force to the north. Hell even gutterspeak (their native language) is based originally off German.
And if that wasn't good enough
Nazi Zombies

They keep pulling me back in...

I know why, but I don't know how. This game takes up more time than any other because it's "cooldown" lets say, is the shortest. The time between when I am hopelessly bored of this game and when I come crawling back to play it again has been at most 2-3 months. No other game has this replay value, especially considering the fact that this game has very little other value (Inb4 draining my wallet).

So Ladies and Gentlemen,

"without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the [Scourge of the MMO world], the protector of [Kaldoreian] virginity, the enforcer of our [cyclical plot], the one, the only,"

World of Warcraft
Starting a horde character that I might stick with for once, I play a priest no less. I test the language filters for naming conventions. I settle for an offensive one that is a German reference on (unbeknownst to me) German-American heritage day. I load up the addons. And here we go...